Please Don't Laugh / This Is Our President
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(O.K., he's not our president anymore! So now you can Laugh!)
"I'm the commander — see, I don't need to explain — I do not need to explain why I say things. That's the interesting thing about being president." —as quoted in Bob Woodward's Bush at War
"I know what I believe. I will continue to articulate what I believe and what I believe — I believe what I believe is right." —Rome, Italy, July 22, 2001
"I'll be long gone before some smart person ever figures out what happened inside this Oval Office." --George W. Bush, Washington, D.C., May 12, 2008
"The most important thing is for us to find Osama bin Laden. It is our number one priority and we will not rest until we find him." —Washington, D.C., Sept. 13, 2001
"I don't know where bin Laden is. I have no idea and really don't care. It's not that important. It's not our priority." —Washington, D.C., March 13, 2002
Our President The Economic Expert
Bush Our Intelligent President (please dont laugh)
Funny Video on the Speeches George Bush made
George Bush Drunk While Giving Speech
What The Hell Is George W. Bush Talking About?
Frank Caliendo's impression of Dubya
Bush Flips Off Camera
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Hubpage Links on Bush! Please dont laugh!
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LOL i can laugh! he's not my president! :D
Thanks Arian, I will miss those speeches too. Thanks for coming by:)
Very funny hub Dottie1! I'm going to miss seeing "Great Presidential Speeches" on Letterman when Bush is gone.
Thanks Mike...you are too kind. lol at Dubbya, a one of a kind he is. It was nice of you to stop by.
Lgali...expert hubber? I am still learning like the rest. I didn't know anything more than opening emails last year so I've learned alot but have tons more to learn. Thanks for your visit.
Very funny hub from a expert hubber- Dottie
love love love this Hub! Thanks Dotti! ..and thanks to you as well , Dubbya... couldn't have done it without ya!
LOL along with you. It IS almost over. Lets just me and you suzanne do the gratitude dance. I appreciate you stopping by.
LOL! I'm laughing so hard, I'm sobbing uncontrollably! Thank God it's almost over!
Thanks Christoph for stopping by and watching the videos. I'm glad you enjoyed them. They are entertaining, aren't they?
This was very funny. I had to watch the videos as well. It boggles the mind. Great hub!
Your Welcome tring-sandra, i'mglad you enjoyed.
Thanks For Such laughing Videos
Thanks For Such laughing Videos
Thanks glassvisage for stopping by. I have seen some of Caliendo's other stuff, and he is certainly priceless to say the least.
Thanks spryte, I'm glad you enjoyed the hub and I'm ready to join in the "Celebration of Dance" with you soon.
Great hub and definitely brought me some good laughs :) Thank you!
Makes me feel really good about having never voted for him and I'm getting ready to do my snoopy dance when he's a footnote in history.
Dottie, I love Frank Caliendo... you should see some of his other stuff! He's great at impersonations.
2 epifanny, yes this is for real. I know it's hard to believe but he really is that thick. I'll have to catch the Michael Moore Farenheight 911 documentary movie. Thanks for letting me know about it. :)
2 t.keeley, I hadn't seen Frank Caliendo's impression until now. Hilarious impression of Bush and Clinton and I like the explanation of why Bush is kinda like a slot machine. I watched other Utubes by Caliendo and they are all a riot. I am going to add the link to my hub now. Thanks :)
omg i could stop pissing myself over this.. a few of the comments you wrote ive actually heard from Michael Moore's Farenheight 911 documentary movie.. damn is he really that thick? he seems to be contradicting alot of his own statements all the time.. great hub and vids.. bookmarked for sure!! loved it!!
Have you seen Frank Caliendo's impression of Dubya?
hehehehehe. You make me laugh B.T. and don't worry I won't worry!
Don't you worry, Dottie. According to my sources, I will be taking office, soon. Then nobody will be laughing. I mean...that is to say... oh, never mind.
Ya Compu-smart he is a joke isn't he! The late night comedians have a field day with him and soo very funny. I watched a couple of these vids again and they make me laugh every time. Well it's a good way to start my day with a good joke.
I have one thing to ask of you Compu-smart, from an outside perspect do you think that this candidate for US Pres. is a good pick?
Dottie, I finally managed to watch all the videos and I dont know about his presidential skills (Or lack of them) but he would make a brilliant comedian, he is soo funny! The way he looks, the expressions he makes and the speeches he makes!
anywayzz, loved the hub!:)
Ain't that the truth! It's like we've been holding our breath for wayyyy too long. We're on the home stretch now though. Just wish we had someone good up to bat. Thanks DarleneMarie for your comments.
Very funny Dottie! Too bad its real life and not comedy hour. I agree with Shadesbreath...thank goodness his 8-year tour will soon be over :)
You have such a way with words Shadesbreath. Thanks for dropping by again and commenting.
I can be succinct when I need to be, lol. And no, not scared of him. Frustrated maybe. He's not half as bad as he gets charged with being in most of the stuff he gets called out on, and he's twice as bad on the rest. But, he's like religion, can't really go into it or people start writing novels, mostly against. No sense stirring it up now, he's out of here in four months or so.
Shadesbreath you ran out of here pretty fast. I've never known you for a loss of words. Are you scared of Dub-ya!
Funny. Scary too, although, I suppose some of them are just what happens to any human that has cameras rolling on him 24-7.
The laugh is on me. Bush has gotten me a hubpage penalty. I have been scrutinized with the hubpage authority. A request for review has been submitted and may take up to 72 hrs. to resolve.
Thanks to all for commenting.
Patty I just love Jay Leno and his pseudo game shows. Jay Leno and my husband attended the same high school in Andover, MA. Must wait though for hubpage official before I add anything more in fear of any criminal offence on my part. Bush I promise to hold my tongue for 72 hrs. but then you will be one sorry (I'll fill in the blank later???)!!!!!!!
Sorry, GWB has already taken that title--fun is his middle name LOL--Bottoms-up:-)
robie, I had few prior to my comment, above. I hope to be known as the "fun" president!
Ahhh Evilpants, that's a load off my mind. I can vote for you with a clear conscience now:-) But can you pronounce Nuclear properly after several Long Island Iced Teas??? Inquiring minds want to know LOL
I like the psuedo game shows that Jay Leno has on the Tonight Show, with actors portraying Bush, Castro, and Hillary. :)
Well Robie2, there's your answer. Should we call it close enough? That statement B.T. used "well, you know what I mean"...hmmmm...do I smell a copycat?
B.T. - thanks for responding. Just wondering, u got any Jed Beer?
Just so you know, I hve no problem pronouncing the word nucular. Uncular? Knucklewar? Well, you know what I mean. As far as the drinking issue, I once drank my weight in Billy Beer. That was a loooong night. It's been nothing but iced tea, ever since. They may be of the Long Island variety, but that counts, right?
Hysterical isn't it robie2? It won't be long now, oh Lord, it won't be long now! I'm on my way to B.T.'s site to get this question answered about the drinking and the pronouciation. Great questions and keep laughing. See ya around. ~Dottie~
Ogmygod, Dottie. I'm not laughing I'm crying. This is the idiot who is busy playing Texas gunslinger these days with Vladimir Putin and it's not a pretty picture. How long, oh Lord, how long??????
Evilpants is looking good. How much does he drink and can he pronounce the word nuclear?
Thanks for stopping in Patty and leaving the link to the Top 10 Hot Jobs & Jackalopes. I just read it and left you a comment. I love how you pull up the grime and dirt on Dub-ya. No one does a job better than you! ~Dottie~
Lady Luthi that is a great question that I too had concern about and addressed it to B.T on his hub. Check out the comments in his hub and also look at B.T.'s comment just below yours. He has some good answers to our concerns.
Your welcome B.T. I added your link to my hub and just to be fair to all Candidates for President, I had to also add William P. Torpey. I see you have competition running alongside you now. Good Luck to you both! May the best man or jackalope win!
Thanks for your support, guys. I wouldn't worry about the hunter. He hasn't been around lately. And for everyone who votes for me, I will personally deliver a $100 gift card for Gravy world admission, and souvenirs! Vote Evilpants in '08!
I'm considering him too. I think he's got a great platform. My only concern isn't he worried that the Hunter might assassinate him? Then what would we do?
Lady Luthi it's a hard pick cuz we have no one to pick from again! I'm still seriously thinking about voting for B.T. http://hubpages.com/hub/BT-For-President
Thanks all for your discussions and comments and akeejaho you can laugh now!
This hub has sparked some interesting comments our president. Personally, I don't resent him in any way, but I strongly disagree with his policies and flip-flop behavior. I don't think I've ever been so excited about the presidential election. Why? I know the result will be Bush out of office because he's termed out.Woohooo! Now my only problem is who to vote for. Ce La Vie.
jreuter exactly my feelings! I have kept my mouth shut for 8 years about him! I can't take it any longer and couldn't resist to poke some fun! He's earned it!
Okay, I won't laugh, but I'll hate myself in the morning.
Bush lost in 2000, and there were a few questionable vote counts (e.g., Ohio) in 2004. So the word "elected" might just not apply here.
Which doesn't help much with the embarrassment thing, let alone the democracy thing.
Thanks for the great Hub, Dottie!
Correction, Talent (a good one): if Bush hadn't won in the first place, it's a good bet we would never have experienced him at all!
T. Keeley was right because Bush won the popular vote by 3%. So even if it wasn't for the electoral college, we still would have suffered 4 more years of Bush.
I think Bush beat Kerry in popular vote. He didn't however beat Gore. Electoral college, for all its fauts, is the last straw standing in our republic. Other than that we could be considered an all-out democracy...of which I am not a fan of (nor am I of a republik, either).
ouch. I'm one of the those rare Americans who try to support the president despite how much I may disagree with their policies, but it's gotten to the point where I can't even watch him talk any more. I just cringe with embarassment. You'd think that after two terms Bush would have some serious public speaking skills...but, no, that's just not the case.
Talented_Ink this is so very true and I'm thinking there are lots of great names to call this hub. That could be a hub in itself. Your comments are appreciated. :) ~Dottie~
Your welcome Lady Luthi. Got your email. See you around. ~Dottie~ :)
Hey Dottie,
Nope I don't mind at all. I just thought that I'd add it in as an extra resource. Thanks for linking me.
Good point William. I'm seriously thinking of voting for B.T.Evilpants our neighborhood hubber! Did you know he is running for President? http://hubpages.com/hub/BT-For-President
Hey Veronica, how ya doin? Don't cha just love those Bushisms. I have some great ones to be added comparing Leprechauns to Bush. Thanks for stopping in. I'll see you around. ~Dottie~
Lady Luthi I checked out your hub and added link to this hub. Hope you don't mind! There is a lot more to be added to this hub but because of all the videos it's running slow so I have to work on that first. Thank so much for your dropping by.
Yes, this is funny but also very sad. This hub could also be named The great misadventures of our electoral college since if it wasn't for them, the popular vote would have elected Kerry in 2004.
This is the guy we re-elected (or the Supreme Court chose.) If John McCain gets elected, Dottie 1, you'll have the makings of an even better sequel on his flubs.
Thanks t.keeley for stopping by and commenting. It is pretty sad but funny at the same time. I started this hub actually because I needed a good laugh today, sad cuz it is on the presidents expense. Well he did his job and made me laugh.
I love "bushisms"
Oh you forgot his most recent display of leadership. Check out my hub on how President Bush and his opinion on Wall Street.
Very very funny. It's actually sort of sad. I'm sure someone will make excuses for him in some way...but the whole Bin Laden oxymornic switch he pulled in 2002. That's just plain sad.
Dottie1 Hub Author 3 years ago
LOL Chris. I will be laughing too when he soon moves out of the White House!